Stir Crazy Strip Club Review – Pinecrest, FL.

Last week I had the chance to visit Stir Crazy located at 12425 S. Dixie Hwy, Miami, FL 33156. I was really excited about reviewing this club because it is one of the few strip clubs I still had not visited in Miami and it also happened to be St. Patrick’s Day so I was sure it was going to be a goodnight. Unfortunately, I did not have the luck of the Irish on my side that night because my visit to Stir Crazy was not a pleasant one.

The first thing I noticed when I got there was the fact that the parking lot was extremely small and they had no valet service. I don’t want to sound like a little bitch, but now a days just about every respectable strip club or night club offers valet service. No biggie, valet service is not a deal breaker. Once I got inside (once again not trying to sound like a little bitch) the place was small and didn’t seem all too clean and neither did the strippers. I looked around for the hottest dancer and after giving up I asked the drunk guy that was sitting next to me at the bar, who the hottest dancer was. He pointed at a girl that I would consider average at best. Most of the girls here reminded me of the girls you could find at Porky’s or Pink Pussy Cat. If you are familiar with these clubs you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about. Needless to say, I saw everything I had to see in 45 minutes and then, I was out the door.

I wish I had better things to say but unfortunately I don’t. I give this club a 2 out of 10 stars and hope that this club does a 360 ASAP for the good of the club and it’s loyal customers. Make sure you stay tuned in every week for the latest strip club reviews. If you want me to review your club, or have suggestions for my next strip clubs review, just leave me a comment. Remember to "Never cry over spilled milk. It could've been whiskey."

WONDERLAND Strip Club Review – Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Wonderland strip club located in 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. Over all I think the owners did a great job on the overall look of the club, state of the art lights and sound, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites. I mean the setting at this place is incredible, kind of thing you have to see for yourself. It has an upscale lounge feel rather than your traditional strip club.

There weren't a lot of girls the night I went but the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. I like that they didn’t hound me for tips or a dance which was great, definitely a nice change from the typical hustling strippers at your usual strip clubs. With this being said, make sure you have your money right because this club is a little more expensive than other traditional clubs.

The $5 valet was standard but the $20 dollar entrance I found a little too pricey. On the other hand, I get that they’re trying to cater to higher end clientele so the more than usual entrance fee is understandable. The drinks were a little pricier than average but well worth the money. Overall I think this club has a lot of potential minus a few minor details.

Despite how great the actual club looks, unfortunately it’s located in what’s known as NOT THE BEST SIDE OF TOWN (if you know what I mean). It’s the Upper East Side or Miami Shores neighborhood of Miami. The good news is, it is one of those neighborhoods still in transition trying to appeal to an artsy, classier crowd. I definitely encourage you pay the $5 and valet rather than take your chances and looking for free parking around the corner.

This is one of those clubs that I’ve described in my previous articles as a “Diamond in the rough” aka a high end strip club located in what’s known as “not the best side of town”. Aside from that, the night I went, the club was pretty empty; there was only a small upscale crowd and no more than a handful of strippers. I also noticed that there was large downstairs stage area but only the upstairs section was open which consisted of crowded tables around a couple of small stages. I also noticed that the majority of the music they play is strictly techno/drum and bass kind of music which is ok for me but I think a little variety is always nice and it would attract a wider range of clientele.

Like I said, I think this club has a few minor details that could use some work but I think the good qualities outweigh the bad. Overall, I think the club has a lot potential and I would definitely like to visit this club again in a couple of months and hope that the next time I do, there isn’t a seat in the house available.

Either way I encourage you to come out and check it out for yourselves. I give this club a rating of 6 out of 10 stars and hope that the next time I am there I can give it a 10 star rating. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ and make sure you stay tuned in every week for the latest strip club reviews. Have a safe weekend and Let's hope God grades on a curve or we’re all screwed >;)

Strip Clubs in the Day Time: Best Day Time Shifts and Happy Hours in S. Florida

A common misconception is that strip clubs in the daytime provide the worse of the worse when it comes to strippers and in most cases I would agree with you, but there is a chosen few that I have come across that even in the daytime offer a good line up of hot dancers, good food and good music. These places are great for business lunches or if you just have a couple of hours to blow during the day. Check them out for your selves and let me know what you think:




 

• Tootsies Cabaret (Miami Gardens, FL)
• Playmates Club (Coral Gables, FL)
• Club Cheetahs (Hallandale, FL)
• Booby Trap (Doral, FL)
• PT’s (Hialeah Gardens, FL)
• Scarlett’s (Hallandale, FL)
• Gold Rush (Miami, FL)
• Pink Pony (Doral, FL)
• BT's Gentleman's Club (South Miami, FL)
• Diamond Dolls (Pompano Beach, FL)

The 10 clubs I mentioned above are my top choices for daytime tipping or for happy hour in S. Florida. To all the strip clubs that didn’t make the cut, don’t take this as a diss but more like motivation to work harder to make your day time shift better. As for my readers, keep visiting my blog every week as I will be posting individual reviews of the night shift for all the clubs mentioned above. Till next time, in the words of my by boy DJ MIKE: “Don’t drink and drive because you might spill your drink”

Who to Bring to the Strip Club: The Right and Wrong Company

Whether it’s just you and a buddy, you and a girl, or a group of people, hanging out at the strip club with people you consider friends is the best way to do it. We all love our friends but let’s be real, the strip club isn’t for everyone and choosing who you hang out with at the strip club will make the difference of whether you have a great time or a horrible time.

WRONG TYPE OF COMPANY

Some good examples of the type of company not to bring with you to the strip clubs are:

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  *Mean or violent drunks

·         *Jealous couples

·         *Disrespectful or rude people

·         *Cheap people or people who never have money

·         *People with bad tempers

·         *Dirty or unclean people

·         *Sloppy people

·         *People you can’t trust

Attending the strip club with the type of people mentioned above will guarantee that you will NOT have a good time at the strip club. You will either end up getting ignored and avoided by dancers all night or you might end up getting kicked out and possibly even catch a beating from the bouncers a stripper or a customer. CHOOSE THE COMPANY YOU KEEP WISELY. NOTE: Everything I speak about on this blog is from personal life experiences that I have lived first hand. I’ve had my share of horrible nights and share my experiences with you in hopes that I can spare you having a horrible night at the strip club.

RIGHT TYPE OF COMPANY

Keeping the right kind of company is actually a lot easier and a lot more fun. The right company to keep at the strip club is simple; Basically the opposite of everyone mentioned above. Pretty easy, huh? Layed back, cool people, WITH JOBS, that know how to hold their liquor and have a fun are primarily the qualities you should be shooting for. I’ve also found that bringing a hot date or a group of fun girls that know how to party to the strip club is a magnet for strippers. I am proud to say that I currently have the best team ever, made up of some of the coolest guys and girls I’ve ever met that no matter where we go, we always get the party started and are never afraid of spending money. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE >;)

Once again I thank you for following my blog and hope that you find the information I provide you with useful. I look forward to your feedback and suggestions. As to my “HOME TEAM” as I like to call you, this entry is dedicated to all of you. Let’s keep doing it big and let the good times roll >;)     

Money Management in the Strip Club

In the strip club like everywhere else in the world “Money is the universal language” so if you plan to attend the strip club make sure you have your money right. Some of the things you will spend money on at a strip club besides the tips you will give the strippers are:

*The parking or valet fee usually ranging from $5-$10.

*The cover charge ranges between $5-$10.

*Drinks, which usually range from $5-$15 per drink depending on the drink.

*Bottle specials usually start at $150.00 and can go all the way up to $900.00 per bottle depending on the club and the kind alcohol of your choice.

*Table dances range from $10-$20

*Lap dances range from $20-$30

Tipping on the other hand does not have a standard rate. You can tip as much as you want or as little as you want. I, personally like to tip well and recommend you do the same. $3-$5.00 I think is a fare tip for a dancer that just got done dancing on stage. Whether you saw her dance or not or whether you find her attractive or not always tip the dancers. As I’ve mentioned before “this is just a job, and though they might enjoy it, it’s a job like any other” so, “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. If you’re sitting on stage watching the show, you should tip between $10-$20 in ones.  Once again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. These beautiful ladies are willing to bare it all and if you’re not willing to pay to see it, stay home and watch porn.

If you really like what you see on stage you can MAKE-IT-RAIN. Making it rain is when you grab large amounts of cash and throw it in the air creating the illusion that it is raining money. Making it rain isn’t for everyone, but if you’re up for it grab ATLEAST $20.00 in all ones and make it rain on your favorite stripper or strippers (FYI, Making it rain is a stripper magnet) There’s no limit of the amount of money you could throw. Athletes and rappers  have been known to make it rain thousands at a time. It’s up to you and your budget on how much you will make it rain.

Besides the strippers also remember to tip the door girl, bartenders, waitresses, and bathroom attendants. Again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE” On a regular basis I see guys walk in and out of the bathroom multiple times through the night WITHOUT washing their hands just so that they don’t have to tip the bathroom guy $1. DON’T BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS, TIP EVERYONE!

In conclusion if you’re planning to attend the strip club, make sure you have your money right. If your money isn’t right, don’t even waste your time because you will not have a good time and you’ll look like a cheap bastard. I personally like to take between $120-$200.00 to insure a good time, as always remember to have fun, drink and spend in moderation. –The Coach  

Anatomy of a Stripper

“Stripper: A performer who provides erotic entertainment for a certain price by undressing while dancing to music.”

Whether you choose to call them strippers, dancers, strip teasers or exotic dancers it doesn’t matter, the most important thing to keep in mind is that these are women we’re talking about. Living, breathing sensitive human beings that despite that they take their clothes off for money every night, they deserve your respect. In fact, most strippers believe it or not are more sensitive than regular women, so don’t be an ass, be friendly and don’t treat them like an object or a piece of meat. Got it?! Ok, let’s keep moving forward. In my life time I’ve met more strippers than I can remember, different ages, different backgrounds, different ethnicity, different upbringing, different class levels, etc. All of these women are unique in their own way but share common characteristics and interests. 

Despite the rumors not all strippers are dumb, drug addicted nymphos that sleep around for money. I’ve met very well educated strippers that don’t drink or even smoke cigarettes and I’ve met strippers that are dumb, drug addicted nymphos that sleep around for money. The point I’m trying to get across is to not put all strippers into the same category. Some of the smarter one’s even have an income of over $400,000.00 a year. How do you like that? 

Keep in mind that this is just a job, and though they might enjoy it, it’s a job like any other. A misconception that men sometimes have is that for a $1 they can do whatever they want to the strippers, WRONG! Their main objective is money but that doesn’t mean that you get the whole package for a $1. Tip out of courtesy, Tip even if she isn’t all that good looking, tip even if you didn’t see her dance,  but don’t let your money be the only thing that does the talking for you. 

Strippers are women and women appreciate a clean, well-kept man, with a good personality, not just your money. So despite the fact that they’re working and despite the fact that their main objective is money, don’t short change yourself by putting all your focus on your money. Get to know them, learn their names, make them laugh, and BEFORE your next strip club visit get a haircut, brush your teeth, put on a decent set of clothes and shoes and spray on a little cologne(FYI; a good smooth, sweet, cologne will have strippers crawling all over you) A little effort can go a long way. I’m not talking out of my ass here guys, by simply doing the following I’ve had success in any strip club I’ve ever walked into, NO BULLSHIT. You’ve got the tools for the jobs, now go out there and make it happen- The coach

Interview with Amber from Playmates Club, Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of sitting down with the beautiful and talented “Amber” aka The Jewel of Playmates. Below is our interview, I hope you guys enjoy  it as much as I did but I highly doubt it because nothing compares to seeing Amber in person. >;)

The Coach: So Amber, How did you get into exotic dancing?

Amber: Fresh out of high school I said "Sorry NO McDONALD'S for me I rather get naked"(Giggles)

The Coach: NICE! LOL! How long have you been an exotic dancer?

Amber:On and off for about 6years now

The Coach: Glad you’re still dancing, quitting is for losers, lol. What’s it like working at Playmates?

Amber: Honestly it feels like a family, and everyone who works here is like family. I Love it here, I wouldn't go anywhere else.

The Coach: Favorite songs to dance to on stage?

Amber: Back in Black from Ac/Dc and Closer from 9in. Nails

The Coach: How was your first exotic dancing experience?

Amber: OMG! I was 18 and I couldn't drink...It turned me on.(Giggles)

The Coach: WOW!! I have all kinds of mental pictures in my head after that answer, lol! What is the best part of being an exotic dancer?

Amber: It's a Huge ego boost.. I feel like a therapists to the men. God knows I've prevented a few Divorces!

The Coach: Amber, married men everywhere thank you for being you, lol. What are your turn ons?
Amber: My turn ons are clean, sexy, well kept men that smell good.

The Coach: Hope you guys are taking pointers, What are your turn offs?
Amber: My turn offs are Bad breathe and a Bad Attitude!

The Coach: Does your boyfriend get jealous?

Amber: No...I'm currently looking for one.(Big Smile)

The Coach: Great answer! Any tips to offer customers who want your attention?

Amber: You must be friendly and not afraid of Tequila.(Smiles)

The Coach: We’ll Amber, this interview has been a total pleasure I hope you’ve enjoyed it as much as me.

Amber:  The pleasure is all mine, hope to see a lot of you guys at Playmates and keep supporting The Coach @ Strip Club Etiquette 101.

 

Guys, make sure to check out this 25 y.o. Cuban hottie in person ASAP, you will not regret it. Til next time,

 Your friend,
The Coach >;)