Re-review of WonderLand Strip Club-Miami, FL

Back in March of this year I had the pleasure of getting to visit Wonderland strip club located at 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. That night, I left Wonderland after having a good time and I couldn’t help but notice a couple of minor details that I thought could use some work. Well, 5 months later here I was again sitting at the bar at Wonderland ready to see if my current visit could exceed  my previous experience and  surprisingly it did.

In my last review of Wonderland I mentioned how there weren't a lot of girls the night I went BUT that the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. This time around there were at least 40 strippers, that I saw and just like I mentioned last time they were all “sexy as hell!” and twice as nice. Another one of the things that concerned me on my last visit to Wonderland was that the club was pretty empty. Last week on the other hand I was blown away to see that all the tables and bar seats were almost completely taken AND as the night went on people just kept rolling in. 2 for 2. Not bad, not bad at all.

Last March I gave wonderland 6 out of 10 stars. Today I am proud to give this club an all-around 10 stars. The club has a great look and feel, equipped with a state of the art lights and sound system, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites where you can host private parties or meetings, hookahs , and over 50 of Miami’s finest ladies working the pole. This club is on the right track to becoming one of Miami’s Elite Top Strip Clubs. Kudos, on a job well done. I heard that the new changes have a lot to do with Hugo (the manager) and Samantha (the Promo rep) Keep up the good work guys!

I encourage all my readers to come out and check this club out for yourselves you will not be disappointed. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ , follow them on Twitter @WonderlandMiami and like their FB page Wonderland Miami.

I hope you guys have enjoyed this edition of stripclubetiquette101.com and hope that you guys keep on coming back for more. Till next time, in the words of my by boy DJ MIKE: “Don't drink and drive because you might spill your drink”.

Scarlett’s Cabaret Strip Club Review

Welcome to another edition of Stripclubetiquette101com. Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Scarlett’s Cabaret located at 2920 SW 30th Avenue Hallandale, FL 33009. This club was a little bit out of my way but it was well worth the drive. Their 25,000 square foot facility has seven stages, five bars, 11 themed Champagne rooms and 23 private dance rooms along with over 100 of S. Florida’s hottest strippers. They also have a state of the art sound & lighting system that creates an experience I guarantee will blow your f*cking mind. This club is a perfect example of everything a modern day strip club should be and more.

The Entertainers
I have heard a lot about Scarlett’s regarding their high caliber entertainers and I’ve got to say, everything I heard was TRUE. I would say about 95% of the girls that work at Scarlett’s are a 10 all around. Face, tits, ass the whole nine. Very, very impressive numbers when you consider that they have over 100 dancers per night. My hat goes off to the management of Scarlett’s Cabaret for providing dancers only of the highest quality with both looks and the ability to rock the pole. With that said, if you’re planning to attend Scarlett’s and have a good time make sure you have your money right. Scarlett’s is a tad more expensive than your traditional Miami strip clubs. There’s a $20 entrance fee on the weekends after 2AM and a $10 entrance fee any other time. Drink prices range from $8-$15 but take it from me, its well worth the money for the experience you will have.

The Atmosphere

Aside from the dancers, something else that stood out to me about Scarlett’s was their state of the art sound & lighting system. Never have I seen such great lighting and laser show executed to the beat of some of today’s best House music at a strip club. Mid-way through the night they fill up the club with fog, cut the lights and have a girl perform a laser light show that I can only describe as AMAZING. All through the night they also have a futuristic robot looking guy on stilts walking around the club blasting you with cold fog. Like I said AMAZING, a definite MUST SEE. I swear if it wasn’t for all the nudity you’d probably think you were at a night club rather than a strip club, no bullshit.

My Rating
I give Scarlett’s Cabaret my highest rating – 10 Stars. To the owners and management I say GREAT JOB and way to raise the bar. I think this club is everything a strip club should be. I think presentation and detail is the key to a good strip club and Scarlett’s Cabaret has hit the nail on the head. So, the next time you’re looking for something FUN to do, whether it’s just you and your boys or you and your girl, hit Scarlett’s Cabaret I guarantee you will not regret it. For more information on Scarlett’s Cabaret be sure to check out their website at  http://scarlettscabaret.com/hallandale/  and follow them on twitter @scarlettcabaret and on the FB fan page to stay up to date with their daily specials and events and remember to tell em’ that “The Coach” @ stripclubetiquette101.com sent you. >;)

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PT’s Showclub Strip Club Review

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting PT’s showclub located at 7565 W. 20th Avenue Hialeah FL. I've  got to admit I was a little skeptical about this club but after visiting last weekend I’m glad I did and I wished I had done it sooner. This club is a perfect example of what can be accomplished when  the right kind of management is on board. I encourage you to come out and experience it for yourself, YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 

Just a few of the things I enjoyed about this club were: the friendly staff,  the spacious interior, the great music and last but not least, the incredible line up of Strippers.

The Staff

From the staff to the strippers the customer service at this place is top notch. I attended PT’s on Memorial Day weekend and despite being near capacity and them not knowing I was there to review the club, there was always a waitress available and a stripper nearby to make me feel right at home.  INCREDIBLE customer service, round of applause for the staff, keep up the great work. 

The Music

As if the great customer service wasn’t enough, every Saturday they have POWER 96’s own DJ Epps on the 1’s AND 2’s spinning some of the hottest tracks all night long. (FYI, DJ EPPs is one Miami’s Finest DJ’s, so if you didn’t know now you know) And if you’re lucky you just might catch a live performance /appearance from some of today’s hottest artist in the music and adult entertainment industry. Rumor has it that this is the new party spot for rappers, porn stars, and party animals alike. Not a bad combination, huh?     

The Strippers

Last but not least, the thing I enjoyed the most about PT’s was the incredible line up of strippers they had. PT’s offers over 50 of the hottest and most diverse exotic dancers from all over the world. So no matter what your taste is, they have you covered. My hat goes off to PT’s for providing some of the best curves in the industry . I’d like to call this place the “Latin KOD”. These ladies are fine and friendly so don’t hesitate to pass by PT’s at your earliest convenience and experience this for yourself first hand.

In conclusion, I give PT’s my highest rating,10 stars all around.  I think this strip club is everything it should be and more. From what I hear from the staff and the customers, the clubs new found success has a lot to do with the new owner Big Mo who came on board about two and half years ago and has completely changed the direction and the image of Pt’s. I want to congratulate Big Mo on a job well done. You have over exceeded my expectations. Stay hungry and keep up the good work, I know a winner when I see one.

For more information on PT’s Showclub check out their website at http://www.PTsShowclub.com, follow them on twitter @PTsShowclubFL and Face Book @PTsShowclubMiami to stay up-to-date with all their current specials and events. FYI, Twitter and FB followers almost always get in free before midnight if you show at the door that you’re a twitter or FB follower. Some of their upcoming events include: 
ThePuerto Rican Day Celebration June 9 and 10
Father's Day Topless Carwash June 16 and 17
Customer appreciation party June 25^th
Bang Bros own Abella Anderson and Diamond Kitty appearing LIVE on July 21^st.

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Pink Pony Strip Club Review - Doral, FL

After a few not so good reviews I am proud to say my latest review was a breath of fresh air. Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Pink Pony and I must say the word “pleasure” is an understatement. Pink Pony is located at 7971 NW 33rd St, Doral, FL 33122 in what’s known as the Doral Business district. A good friend of mine works in the area and has been telling me about this place for a while now. I should have listened to him sooner!

Here are some of the things I liked most about this club:

• Great Parking
• $3 Entrance in the Day Time, $5 at Night
• Reasonable Drink Prices
• Spacious Interior
• Friendly Staff
• The French Fries..Yup, the French Fries
• And Last but not Least...The Strippers. 

No exaggeration guys, this club has some of the sexiest, curviest, Latin women that I’ve ever seen gathered in one place at the same time. My hat goes off to Pink Pony for providing some of the best curves in an industry where most strippers nowadays look like they haven’t eaten in weeks. (And just for the record when I say CURVY I don’t mean FAT, I mean big tits and ass.) Aside from being gorgeous, all the girls are very friendly and don’t hound you for dollars. I have visited both the day shift and night shift and the results have been the same; gorgeous, friendly women and great service. (FYI, they have a great 2-4-1 special on beer in the day time and free lunch with the purchase of 2 rounds.)

Overall I think this club is great and I can definitely see this club being one of my new favorites. Unfortunately most people that I’ve asked about this club have never heard of it or have never visited it. The only thing I think this club is missing is a little more exposure and recognition. I give this club 8 out of 10 stars and hope that they keep up the good work. As always keep checking in with me every week for the latest strip club reviews and tips. Till next time, be safe and live life to the fullest.

WONDERLAND Strip Club Review – Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Wonderland strip club located in 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. Over all I think the owners did a great job on the overall look of the club, state of the art lights and sound, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites. I mean the setting at this place is incredible, kind of thing you have to see for yourself. It has an upscale lounge feel rather than your traditional strip club.

There weren't a lot of girls the night I went but the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. I like that they didn’t hound me for tips or a dance which was great, definitely a nice change from the typical hustling strippers at your usual strip clubs. With this being said, make sure you have your money right because this club is a little more expensive than other traditional clubs.

The $5 valet was standard but the $20 dollar entrance I found a little too pricey. On the other hand, I get that they’re trying to cater to higher end clientele so the more than usual entrance fee is understandable. The drinks were a little pricier than average but well worth the money. Overall I think this club has a lot of potential minus a few minor details.

Despite how great the actual club looks, unfortunately it’s located in what’s known as NOT THE BEST SIDE OF TOWN (if you know what I mean). It’s the Upper East Side or Miami Shores neighborhood of Miami. The good news is, it is one of those neighborhoods still in transition trying to appeal to an artsy, classier crowd. I definitely encourage you pay the $5 and valet rather than take your chances and looking for free parking around the corner.

This is one of those clubs that I’ve described in my previous articles as a “Diamond in the rough” aka a high end strip club located in what’s known as “not the best side of town”. Aside from that, the night I went, the club was pretty empty; there was only a small upscale crowd and no more than a handful of strippers. I also noticed that there was large downstairs stage area but only the upstairs section was open which consisted of crowded tables around a couple of small stages. I also noticed that the majority of the music they play is strictly techno/drum and bass kind of music which is ok for me but I think a little variety is always nice and it would attract a wider range of clientele.

Like I said, I think this club has a few minor details that could use some work but I think the good qualities outweigh the bad. Overall, I think the club has a lot potential and I would definitely like to visit this club again in a couple of months and hope that the next time I do, there isn’t a seat in the house available.

Either way I encourage you to come out and check it out for yourselves. I give this club a rating of 6 out of 10 stars and hope that the next time I am there I can give it a 10 star rating. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ and make sure you stay tuned in every week for the latest strip club reviews. Have a safe weekend and Let's hope God grades on a curve or we’re all screwed >;)

Playmates Strip Club Review – Coral Gables - Miami, FL.

This week I wanted to share a review for the Playmates Club, formally known as 'The Alley Cat'. The locals like to throw both names around. I have to say that it is my favorite strip club experience in Miami from beginning to end.  Rarely do you find a strip club that is classy and fun and I’m proud to say that Playmates offers the best of both.  I have visited a lot of strip clubs and this has been my favorite by far. Here it doesn’t matter what time you arrive, you’re going to have fun.

When I walk in, I feel like I’m home. Everyone in the staff is friendly and helpful, and when I say everyone I mean “EVERYONE” The valet, the dj, the door girls, the security guards, the bartenders, the waitresses, the bathroom attendants. Yes, EVERYONE.  It’s some of the best customer service I’ve experienced in a strip club in a long while and they are great at taking care of their repeat customers. 

 Located in the heart of Coral Gables, FL; Playmates offers over 50 of the hottest and diverse exotic dancers from all over the world. So no matter what your taste is, they have you covered. I’ve attended this strip club both during the day and night shift at Playmates and I’m pleased to say that the girls here are hot around the clock. 

Along with gorgeous women and great service, Playmates also offers a vast variety of wine, beers and spirits, and some of the best happy hour specials in the biz. They also offer bottle specials all week long.  It’s a great place to watch the next Heat game or UFC event on one of their many, large HD Plasma TV’s. The owner of playmates “Perry” has spent over $1,000,000.00 in renovations giving the club a modern and relaxing look and feel. With that said, this is the perfect venue to book your next upcoming bachelor party, birthday celebration, or PVT party. 

Playmates gets my highest rating (10 stars) all around. I think this place is everything a strip club should be and I would definitely visit this place again…over and over again. For more information be sure to check out their website http://playmatesclub.com/ and stay tuned for my upcoming interview with the Jewel of Playmates “Amber”. Till next time, happy hunting my friends >;)