Strip Club Stories of the Bizarre Kind

In my lifetime of visiting strip clubs I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing some of Miami’s finest making it clap and working the pole and I’ve also had the pleasure of witnessing some of the most bizarre and just downright weird shit that any one could ever imagine. This segment is dedicated to the weird and bizarre shit that I’ve seen at strip clubs, enjoy.

Disclaimer: All names have been changed to protect the identity of the clubs and or individuals.

-About 7 years ago I saw a girl squirt for the first time on stage while dancing. Unfortunately nobody wanted to be squirted on and needless to say everyone was pretty pissed off and grossed out.

-A few years ago I received a phone call from a good friend of mine to come hang out with her at a new club that she had just started working at. While I was there, a dancer was called on stage and my friend insisted that we go and sit at the stage. While sitting there, my friend calls the dancer over but before calling over tells me to pay very close attention to the girls snatch and gives me a smirk. When the girl on stage comes up to me, I did what my friend told me; I looked at the girl from a DISTANCE and right off the top I knew that something wasn’t right. When the dancer walked off stage my friend burst out laughing and asked me if I knew what was wrong, I responded “Yea, that girl used to be a MAN.”

-Earlier this year I was at a strip club for happy hour and a dancer that I knew sees me and comes over and sits with me at the table. We start talking about just regular stuff like: how she’s been, how everything was, how was work, blah, blah, blah and out of nowhere she tells me that she has to tell me something but doesn’t know how to tell me because she doesn’t want me to think less of her. I tell her it’s cool and that she can tell me anything, that I would never judge her but in my head I was like “I wonder what the fuck it is” she finally gets the courage and tells me that there’s customers that pay her major money for her to kick them in the nuts and step on their nuts and that they call it “Ball Busting”. She then turns to me and asks me what I thought…I paused for a second and said “Shit, I wish I was getting paid to kick random guys in the nuts”

-A few mango seasons ago I was at a strip club, sitting at the bar when I saw a stripper go on stage that I just couldn’t resist going up to and tipping. I sat at the stage and she made her way over to me, she sat in front of me, smiled, spread her legs and took her bottom off. Awesome right?  Well, it would’ve been if the string from her tampon wouldn’t have been hanging out of her crotch, smh…

-Last but not least, maybe about 9 years ago I decided to get a lap dance in a not so great strip club.  When I was done with my lap dance and I was walking out of the lap dance area with the dancer another customer was also walking out from getting a lap dance too but with a used condom in his hand. He looked over to the dancer and asked her if she wanted to keep the used condom, the dancer of course shook her head “no” and  walked away as quick as possible. He then proceeded to grab the condom and drink his own cum. Needless to say, I got the fuck out of there ASAP and never looked back.

I’ve got crazy stories like these for days but I chose the 5 that most made an impression on me, hope you guys enjoyed them. My only regret is not having a camera on hand to capture all this good shit on film. As always keep the love coming, be safe and remember to strap up “A stork might bring you a baby, but a swallow never will”

Re-review of WonderLand Strip Club-Miami, FL

Back in March of this year I had the pleasure of getting to visit Wonderland strip club located at 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. That night, I left Wonderland after having a good time and I couldn’t help but notice a couple of minor details that I thought could use some work. Well, 5 months later here I was again sitting at the bar at Wonderland ready to see if my current visit could exceed  my previous experience and  surprisingly it did.

In my last review of Wonderland I mentioned how there weren't a lot of girls the night I went BUT that the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. This time around there were at least 40 strippers, that I saw and just like I mentioned last time they were all “sexy as hell!” and twice as nice. Another one of the things that concerned me on my last visit to Wonderland was that the club was pretty empty. Last week on the other hand I was blown away to see that all the tables and bar seats were almost completely taken AND as the night went on people just kept rolling in. 2 for 2. Not bad, not bad at all.

Last March I gave wonderland 6 out of 10 stars. Today I am proud to give this club an all-around 10 stars. The club has a great look and feel, equipped with a state of the art lights and sound system, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites where you can host private parties or meetings, hookahs , and over 50 of Miami’s finest ladies working the pole. This club is on the right track to becoming one of Miami’s Elite Top Strip Clubs. Kudos, on a job well done. I heard that the new changes have a lot to do with Hugo (the manager) and Samantha (the Promo rep) Keep up the good work guys!

I encourage all my readers to come out and check this club out for yourselves you will not be disappointed. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ , follow them on Twitter @WonderlandMiami and like their FB page Wonderland Miami.

I hope you guys have enjoyed this edition of stripclubetiquette101.com and hope that you guys keep on coming back for more. Till next time, in the words of my by boy DJ MIKE: “Don't drink and drive because you might spill your drink”.

PT’s Showclub Strip Club Review

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting PT’s showclub located at 7565 W. 20th Avenue Hialeah FL. I've  got to admit I was a little skeptical about this club but after visiting last weekend I’m glad I did and I wished I had done it sooner. This club is a perfect example of what can be accomplished when  the right kind of management is on board. I encourage you to come out and experience it for yourself, YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 

Just a few of the things I enjoyed about this club were: the friendly staff,  the spacious interior, the great music and last but not least, the incredible line up of Strippers.

The Staff

From the staff to the strippers the customer service at this place is top notch. I attended PT’s on Memorial Day weekend and despite being near capacity and them not knowing I was there to review the club, there was always a waitress available and a stripper nearby to make me feel right at home.  INCREDIBLE customer service, round of applause for the staff, keep up the great work. 

The Music

As if the great customer service wasn’t enough, every Saturday they have POWER 96’s own DJ Epps on the 1’s AND 2’s spinning some of the hottest tracks all night long. (FYI, DJ EPPs is one Miami’s Finest DJ’s, so if you didn’t know now you know) And if you’re lucky you just might catch a live performance /appearance from some of today’s hottest artist in the music and adult entertainment industry. Rumor has it that this is the new party spot for rappers, porn stars, and party animals alike. Not a bad combination, huh?     

The Strippers

Last but not least, the thing I enjoyed the most about PT’s was the incredible line up of strippers they had. PT’s offers over 50 of the hottest and most diverse exotic dancers from all over the world. So no matter what your taste is, they have you covered. My hat goes off to PT’s for providing some of the best curves in the industry . I’d like to call this place the “Latin KOD”. These ladies are fine and friendly so don’t hesitate to pass by PT’s at your earliest convenience and experience this for yourself first hand.

In conclusion, I give PT’s my highest rating,10 stars all around.  I think this strip club is everything it should be and more. From what I hear from the staff and the customers, the clubs new found success has a lot to do with the new owner Big Mo who came on board about two and half years ago and has completely changed the direction and the image of Pt’s. I want to congratulate Big Mo on a job well done. You have over exceeded my expectations. Stay hungry and keep up the good work, I know a winner when I see one.

For more information on PT’s Showclub check out their website at http://www.PTsShowclub.com, follow them on twitter @PTsShowclubFL and Face Book @PTsShowclubMiami to stay up-to-date with all their current specials and events. FYI, Twitter and FB followers almost always get in free before midnight if you show at the door that you’re a twitter or FB follower. Some of their upcoming events include: 
ThePuerto Rican Day Celebration June 9 and 10
Father's Day Topless Carwash June 16 and 17
Customer appreciation party June 25^th
Bang Bros own Abella Anderson and Diamond Kitty appearing LIVE on July 21^st.

As always I want to thank you for your ongoing support of Stripclubetiquette101.com and of The Stripper's Association of America >;)

WONDERLAND Strip Club Review – Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Wonderland strip club located in 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. Over all I think the owners did a great job on the overall look of the club, state of the art lights and sound, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites. I mean the setting at this place is incredible, kind of thing you have to see for yourself. It has an upscale lounge feel rather than your traditional strip club.

There weren't a lot of girls the night I went but the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. I like that they didn’t hound me for tips or a dance which was great, definitely a nice change from the typical hustling strippers at your usual strip clubs. With this being said, make sure you have your money right because this club is a little more expensive than other traditional clubs.

The $5 valet was standard but the $20 dollar entrance I found a little too pricey. On the other hand, I get that they’re trying to cater to higher end clientele so the more than usual entrance fee is understandable. The drinks were a little pricier than average but well worth the money. Overall I think this club has a lot of potential minus a few minor details.

Despite how great the actual club looks, unfortunately it’s located in what’s known as NOT THE BEST SIDE OF TOWN (if you know what I mean). It’s the Upper East Side or Miami Shores neighborhood of Miami. The good news is, it is one of those neighborhoods still in transition trying to appeal to an artsy, classier crowd. I definitely encourage you pay the $5 and valet rather than take your chances and looking for free parking around the corner.

This is one of those clubs that I’ve described in my previous articles as a “Diamond in the rough” aka a high end strip club located in what’s known as “not the best side of town”. Aside from that, the night I went, the club was pretty empty; there was only a small upscale crowd and no more than a handful of strippers. I also noticed that there was large downstairs stage area but only the upstairs section was open which consisted of crowded tables around a couple of small stages. I also noticed that the majority of the music they play is strictly techno/drum and bass kind of music which is ok for me but I think a little variety is always nice and it would attract a wider range of clientele.

Like I said, I think this club has a few minor details that could use some work but I think the good qualities outweigh the bad. Overall, I think the club has a lot potential and I would definitely like to visit this club again in a couple of months and hope that the next time I do, there isn’t a seat in the house available.

Either way I encourage you to come out and check it out for yourselves. I give this club a rating of 6 out of 10 stars and hope that the next time I am there I can give it a 10 star rating. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ and make sure you stay tuned in every week for the latest strip club reviews. Have a safe weekend and Let's hope God grades on a curve or we’re all screwed >;)

Interview with Amber from Playmates Club, Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of sitting down with the beautiful and talented “Amber” aka The Jewel of Playmates. Below is our interview, I hope you guys enjoy  it as much as I did but I highly doubt it because nothing compares to seeing Amber in person. >;)

The Coach: So Amber, How did you get into exotic dancing?

Amber: Fresh out of high school I said "Sorry NO McDONALD'S for me I rather get naked"(Giggles)

The Coach: NICE! LOL! How long have you been an exotic dancer?

Amber:On and off for about 6years now

The Coach: Glad you’re still dancing, quitting is for losers, lol. What’s it like working at Playmates?

Amber: Honestly it feels like a family, and everyone who works here is like family. I Love it here, I wouldn't go anywhere else.

The Coach: Favorite songs to dance to on stage?

Amber: Back in Black from Ac/Dc and Closer from 9in. Nails

The Coach: How was your first exotic dancing experience?

Amber: OMG! I was 18 and I couldn't drink...It turned me on.(Giggles)

The Coach: WOW!! I have all kinds of mental pictures in my head after that answer, lol! What is the best part of being an exotic dancer?

Amber: It's a Huge ego boost.. I feel like a therapists to the men. God knows I've prevented a few Divorces!

The Coach: Amber, married men everywhere thank you for being you, lol. What are your turn ons?
Amber: My turn ons are clean, sexy, well kept men that smell good.

The Coach: Hope you guys are taking pointers, What are your turn offs?
Amber: My turn offs are Bad breathe and a Bad Attitude!

The Coach: Does your boyfriend get jealous?

Amber: No...I'm currently looking for one.(Big Smile)

The Coach: Great answer! Any tips to offer customers who want your attention?

Amber: You must be friendly and not afraid of Tequila.(Smiles)

The Coach: We’ll Amber, this interview has been a total pleasure I hope you’ve enjoyed it as much as me.

Amber:  The pleasure is all mine, hope to see a lot of you guys at Playmates and keep supporting The Coach @ Strip Club Etiquette 101.

 

Guys, make sure to check out this 25 y.o. Cuban hottie in person ASAP, you will not regret it. Til next time,

 Your friend,
The Coach >;)