Strip Club Stories of the Bizarre Kind

In my lifetime of visiting strip clubs I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing some of Miami’s finest making it clap and working the pole and I’ve also had the pleasure of witnessing some of the most bizarre and just downright weird shit that any one could ever imagine. This segment is dedicated to the weird and bizarre shit that I’ve seen at strip clubs, enjoy.

Disclaimer: All names have been changed to protect the identity of the clubs and or individuals.

-About 7 years ago I saw a girl squirt for the first time on stage while dancing. Unfortunately nobody wanted to be squirted on and needless to say everyone was pretty pissed off and grossed out.

-A few years ago I received a phone call from a good friend of mine to come hang out with her at a new club that she had just started working at. While I was there, a dancer was called on stage and my friend insisted that we go and sit at the stage. While sitting there, my friend calls the dancer over but before calling over tells me to pay very close attention to the girls snatch and gives me a smirk. When the girl on stage comes up to me, I did what my friend told me; I looked at the girl from a DISTANCE and right off the top I knew that something wasn’t right. When the dancer walked off stage my friend burst out laughing and asked me if I knew what was wrong, I responded “Yea, that girl used to be a MAN.”

-Earlier this year I was at a strip club for happy hour and a dancer that I knew sees me and comes over and sits with me at the table. We start talking about just regular stuff like: how she’s been, how everything was, how was work, blah, blah, blah and out of nowhere she tells me that she has to tell me something but doesn’t know how to tell me because she doesn’t want me to think less of her. I tell her it’s cool and that she can tell me anything, that I would never judge her but in my head I was like “I wonder what the fuck it is” she finally gets the courage and tells me that there’s customers that pay her major money for her to kick them in the nuts and step on their nuts and that they call it “Ball Busting”. She then turns to me and asks me what I thought…I paused for a second and said “Shit, I wish I was getting paid to kick random guys in the nuts”

-A few mango seasons ago I was at a strip club, sitting at the bar when I saw a stripper go on stage that I just couldn’t resist going up to and tipping. I sat at the stage and she made her way over to me, she sat in front of me, smiled, spread her legs and took her bottom off. Awesome right?  Well, it would’ve been if the string from her tampon wouldn’t have been hanging out of her crotch, smh…

-Last but not least, maybe about 9 years ago I decided to get a lap dance in a not so great strip club.  When I was done with my lap dance and I was walking out of the lap dance area with the dancer another customer was also walking out from getting a lap dance too but with a used condom in his hand. He looked over to the dancer and asked her if she wanted to keep the used condom, the dancer of course shook her head “no” and  walked away as quick as possible. He then proceeded to grab the condom and drink his own cum. Needless to say, I got the fuck out of there ASAP and never looked back.

I’ve got crazy stories like these for days but I chose the 5 that most made an impression on me, hope you guys enjoyed them. My only regret is not having a camera on hand to capture all this good shit on film. As always keep the love coming, be safe and remember to strap up “A stork might bring you a baby, but a swallow never will”

Re-review of WonderLand Strip Club-Miami, FL

Back in March of this year I had the pleasure of getting to visit Wonderland strip club located at 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. That night, I left Wonderland after having a good time and I couldn’t help but notice a couple of minor details that I thought could use some work. Well, 5 months later here I was again sitting at the bar at Wonderland ready to see if my current visit could exceed  my previous experience and  surprisingly it did.

In my last review of Wonderland I mentioned how there weren't a lot of girls the night I went BUT that the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. This time around there were at least 40 strippers, that I saw and just like I mentioned last time they were all “sexy as hell!” and twice as nice. Another one of the things that concerned me on my last visit to Wonderland was that the club was pretty empty. Last week on the other hand I was blown away to see that all the tables and bar seats were almost completely taken AND as the night went on people just kept rolling in. 2 for 2. Not bad, not bad at all.

Last March I gave wonderland 6 out of 10 stars. Today I am proud to give this club an all-around 10 stars. The club has a great look and feel, equipped with a state of the art lights and sound system, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites where you can host private parties or meetings, hookahs , and over 50 of Miami’s finest ladies working the pole. This club is on the right track to becoming one of Miami’s Elite Top Strip Clubs. Kudos, on a job well done. I heard that the new changes have a lot to do with Hugo (the manager) and Samantha (the Promo rep) Keep up the good work guys!

I encourage all my readers to come out and check this club out for yourselves you will not be disappointed. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ , follow them on Twitter @WonderlandMiami and like their FB page Wonderland Miami.

I hope you guys have enjoyed this edition of stripclubetiquette101.com and hope that you guys keep on coming back for more. Till next time, in the words of my by boy DJ MIKE: “Don't drink and drive because you might spill your drink”.

A night with Abella Anderson at Pt's Showclub Miami

Last week I had the pleasure of hanging out with Pornstar Abella Anderson at renowned Miami Strip Club PT's Showclub. Below are the pictures for your enjoyment.

PHOTOS BY TY SHADES

Scarlett’s Cabaret Strip Club Review

Welcome to another edition of Stripclubetiquette101com. Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Scarlett’s Cabaret located at 2920 SW 30th Avenue Hallandale, FL 33009. This club was a little bit out of my way but it was well worth the drive. Their 25,000 square foot facility has seven stages, five bars, 11 themed Champagne rooms and 23 private dance rooms along with over 100 of S. Florida’s hottest strippers. They also have a state of the art sound & lighting system that creates an experience I guarantee will blow your f*cking mind. This club is a perfect example of everything a modern day strip club should be and more.

The Entertainers
I have heard a lot about Scarlett’s regarding their high caliber entertainers and I’ve got to say, everything I heard was TRUE. I would say about 95% of the girls that work at Scarlett’s are a 10 all around. Face, tits, ass the whole nine. Very, very impressive numbers when you consider that they have over 100 dancers per night. My hat goes off to the management of Scarlett’s Cabaret for providing dancers only of the highest quality with both looks and the ability to rock the pole. With that said, if you’re planning to attend Scarlett’s and have a good time make sure you have your money right. Scarlett’s is a tad more expensive than your traditional Miami strip clubs. There’s a $20 entrance fee on the weekends after 2AM and a $10 entrance fee any other time. Drink prices range from $8-$15 but take it from me, its well worth the money for the experience you will have.

The Atmosphere

Aside from the dancers, something else that stood out to me about Scarlett’s was their state of the art sound & lighting system. Never have I seen such great lighting and laser show executed to the beat of some of today’s best House music at a strip club. Mid-way through the night they fill up the club with fog, cut the lights and have a girl perform a laser light show that I can only describe as AMAZING. All through the night they also have a futuristic robot looking guy on stilts walking around the club blasting you with cold fog. Like I said AMAZING, a definite MUST SEE. I swear if it wasn’t for all the nudity you’d probably think you were at a night club rather than a strip club, no bullshit.

My Rating
I give Scarlett’s Cabaret my highest rating – 10 Stars. To the owners and management I say GREAT JOB and way to raise the bar. I think this club is everything a strip club should be. I think presentation and detail is the key to a good strip club and Scarlett’s Cabaret has hit the nail on the head. So, the next time you’re looking for something FUN to do, whether it’s just you and your boys or you and your girl, hit Scarlett’s Cabaret I guarantee you will not regret it. For more information on Scarlett’s Cabaret be sure to check out their website at  http://scarlettscabaret.com/hallandale/  and follow them on twitter @scarlettcabaret and on the FB fan page to stay up to date with their daily specials and events and remember to tell em’ that “The Coach” @ stripclubetiquette101.com sent you. >;)

Once again thank you very much for your ongoing support of stripclubetiquette101.com and continue to check out stripclubetiquette101.com for EVERYTHING strip clubs and more. Till next time, Tip, Tip and Tip some more.

PT’s Showclub Strip Club Review

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting PT’s showclub located at 7565 W. 20th Avenue Hialeah FL. I've  got to admit I was a little skeptical about this club but after visiting last weekend I’m glad I did and I wished I had done it sooner. This club is a perfect example of what can be accomplished when  the right kind of management is on board. I encourage you to come out and experience it for yourself, YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 

Just a few of the things I enjoyed about this club were: the friendly staff,  the spacious interior, the great music and last but not least, the incredible line up of Strippers.

The Staff

From the staff to the strippers the customer service at this place is top notch. I attended PT’s on Memorial Day weekend and despite being near capacity and them not knowing I was there to review the club, there was always a waitress available and a stripper nearby to make me feel right at home.  INCREDIBLE customer service, round of applause for the staff, keep up the great work. 

The Music

As if the great customer service wasn’t enough, every Saturday they have POWER 96’s own DJ Epps on the 1’s AND 2’s spinning some of the hottest tracks all night long. (FYI, DJ EPPs is one Miami’s Finest DJ’s, so if you didn’t know now you know) And if you’re lucky you just might catch a live performance /appearance from some of today’s hottest artist in the music and adult entertainment industry. Rumor has it that this is the new party spot for rappers, porn stars, and party animals alike. Not a bad combination, huh?     

The Strippers

Last but not least, the thing I enjoyed the most about PT’s was the incredible line up of strippers they had. PT’s offers over 50 of the hottest and most diverse exotic dancers from all over the world. So no matter what your taste is, they have you covered. My hat goes off to PT’s for providing some of the best curves in the industry . I’d like to call this place the “Latin KOD”. These ladies are fine and friendly so don’t hesitate to pass by PT’s at your earliest convenience and experience this for yourself first hand.

In conclusion, I give PT’s my highest rating,10 stars all around.  I think this strip club is everything it should be and more. From what I hear from the staff and the customers, the clubs new found success has a lot to do with the new owner Big Mo who came on board about two and half years ago and has completely changed the direction and the image of Pt’s. I want to congratulate Big Mo on a job well done. You have over exceeded my expectations. Stay hungry and keep up the good work, I know a winner when I see one.

For more information on PT’s Showclub check out their website at http://www.PTsShowclub.com, follow them on twitter @PTsShowclubFL and Face Book @PTsShowclubMiami to stay up-to-date with all their current specials and events. FYI, Twitter and FB followers almost always get in free before midnight if you show at the door that you’re a twitter or FB follower. Some of their upcoming events include: 
ThePuerto Rican Day Celebration June 9 and 10
Father's Day Topless Carwash June 16 and 17
Customer appreciation party June 25^th
Bang Bros own Abella Anderson and Diamond Kitty appearing LIVE on July 21^st.

As always I want to thank you for your ongoing support of Stripclubetiquette101.com and of The Stripper's Association of America >;)

Fighting at Clubs

Since fighting at strip clubs and night clubs seems to be the new “COOL” thing to do, I figured I’d write about it in hopes of getting through to the cool guys and girls that think they’re the incredible hulk, and get disrespectful after a few drinks. I don’t know about you guys but when I go out to a club or strip club I like to have a few drinks and have fun and I hope you do too BUT there are some frustrated individuals out there who just can’t seem to help but being drunk assholes and fucking up everyone else’s good time. It’s sad that there are grown men and women still walking around with a chip on their shoulders looking to start trouble meanwhile everyone else just wants to have a good time. To these people I say, please do us all a favor and stay home. Save yourself the beating you might receive from the person you messed with or from the club bouncers, save yourself the medical bills, save yourself the bail money you may need to get out of jail, and most importantly save people like myself our good time. If you like the girl someone else’s with, the money they’re spending and the fun they’re having, don’t hate them hate yourself for not doing what you’re supposed to be doing. God does not like ugly and jealousy and violent is the ugliest thing you can be. 

The more stupid fights I’ve commonly seen have started over someone bumping into another person, someone looking at another person the wrong way, someone stepping on another person’s shoes, or simply even spilling someone else’s drink. All ignorant shit if you ask me. I think people need to learn how to let the little things go and develop a sense of humor.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not Gandhi nor am I pacifist, there are times when self-defense is and will be the only option. There are certain levels of disrespect that just can’t be forgiven or walked away from and I too have gotten involved in physical altercations at clubs and strip clubs. However, if you take a second to actually think about the reason why the problem started you’ll realize it’s nothing major and it can just be walked away from so JUST DO IT! Most of these “tough” guys wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight if they were alone so even if you know you can kick this guys ass there’s a 90% chance that him and his buddies will gang up on you or do some pussy shit like throw a bottle and run away or even pull a gun out on you.So again, even if you know you can kick the guys ass, if possible avoid trouble all together. 

I remember this one time at a bar while hanging out with my friends, a random guy walked up to me and spilled almost a whole beer on my shoes and just walked away, my friends were ready to beat the crap out of the guy because of how mad it had made them. My response to them was “you know what makes me mad?  Sharing a cell with 30guys, court cost, bail money, attorney’s fees, those things get me furious!! But a wet pair of shoes?! No sir. I love my life too much. After we leave here I’ll go and put on even a better pair of shoes, I have a hot date, I’m going to eat at a nice restaurant, and after my night is done I have a big comfy bed at home waiting for me. FUCK THAT GUY! His life probably sucks and he’s trying to make everyone as miserable as him.” 

In conclusion to this post, if it helps avoid even one fight anywhere, I feel it served its purpose. To all the angry “tough” guys and girls out there who feel the need to prove that they’re the biggest bad ass everywhere, then go make 2012 the year for change, the prisons and cemeteries are filled with bad-asses and wanna-be thugs. And even if you don’t die or go to prison you might just get what you’ve been itching for and catch an ass whooping from the person you least expected it from. To the cool people like myself keep doing what you’re doing cause you’re doing it well and don’t waste your time fighting lame ass guys when you could be wrestling with the ladies ;)I hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Till next time” Have fun, be safe, Ohhh yeah and one more thing make sure you come out and party with me for the Playmates 3 Year Anniversary Party going down Thursday, April 26^th. Gifts, food, and plenty of other surprises...Don't miss it!!

Pink Pony Strip Club Review - Doral, FL

After a few not so good reviews I am proud to say my latest review was a breath of fresh air. Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Pink Pony and I must say the word “pleasure” is an understatement. Pink Pony is located at 7971 NW 33rd St, Doral, FL 33122 in what’s known as the Doral Business district. A good friend of mine works in the area and has been telling me about this place for a while now. I should have listened to him sooner!

Here are some of the things I liked most about this club:

• Great Parking
• $3 Entrance in the Day Time, $5 at Night
• Reasonable Drink Prices
• Spacious Interior
• Friendly Staff
• The French Fries..Yup, the French Fries
• And Last but not Least...The Strippers. 

No exaggeration guys, this club has some of the sexiest, curviest, Latin women that I’ve ever seen gathered in one place at the same time. My hat goes off to Pink Pony for providing some of the best curves in an industry where most strippers nowadays look like they haven’t eaten in weeks. (And just for the record when I say CURVY I don’t mean FAT, I mean big tits and ass.) Aside from being gorgeous, all the girls are very friendly and don’t hound you for dollars. I have visited both the day shift and night shift and the results have been the same; gorgeous, friendly women and great service. (FYI, they have a great 2-4-1 special on beer in the day time and free lunch with the purchase of 2 rounds.)

Overall I think this club is great and I can definitely see this club being one of my new favorites. Unfortunately most people that I’ve asked about this club have never heard of it or have never visited it. The only thing I think this club is missing is a little more exposure and recognition. I give this club 8 out of 10 stars and hope that they keep up the good work. As always keep checking in with me every week for the latest strip club reviews and tips. Till next time, be safe and live life to the fullest.

WONDERLAND Strip Club Review – Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Wonderland strip club located in 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. Over all I think the owners did a great job on the overall look of the club, state of the art lights and sound, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites. I mean the setting at this place is incredible, kind of thing you have to see for yourself. It has an upscale lounge feel rather than your traditional strip club.

There weren't a lot of girls the night I went but the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. I like that they didn’t hound me for tips or a dance which was great, definitely a nice change from the typical hustling strippers at your usual strip clubs. With this being said, make sure you have your money right because this club is a little more expensive than other traditional clubs.

The $5 valet was standard but the $20 dollar entrance I found a little too pricey. On the other hand, I get that they’re trying to cater to higher end clientele so the more than usual entrance fee is understandable. The drinks were a little pricier than average but well worth the money. Overall I think this club has a lot of potential minus a few minor details.

Despite how great the actual club looks, unfortunately it’s located in what’s known as NOT THE BEST SIDE OF TOWN (if you know what I mean). It’s the Upper East Side or Miami Shores neighborhood of Miami. The good news is, it is one of those neighborhoods still in transition trying to appeal to an artsy, classier crowd. I definitely encourage you pay the $5 and valet rather than take your chances and looking for free parking around the corner.

This is one of those clubs that I’ve described in my previous articles as a “Diamond in the rough” aka a high end strip club located in what’s known as “not the best side of town”. Aside from that, the night I went, the club was pretty empty; there was only a small upscale crowd and no more than a handful of strippers. I also noticed that there was large downstairs stage area but only the upstairs section was open which consisted of crowded tables around a couple of small stages. I also noticed that the majority of the music they play is strictly techno/drum and bass kind of music which is ok for me but I think a little variety is always nice and it would attract a wider range of clientele.

Like I said, I think this club has a few minor details that could use some work but I think the good qualities outweigh the bad. Overall, I think the club has a lot potential and I would definitely like to visit this club again in a couple of months and hope that the next time I do, there isn’t a seat in the house available.

Either way I encourage you to come out and check it out for yourselves. I give this club a rating of 6 out of 10 stars and hope that the next time I am there I can give it a 10 star rating. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ and make sure you stay tuned in every week for the latest strip club reviews. Have a safe weekend and Let's hope God grades on a curve or we’re all screwed >;)

Who to Bring to the Strip Club: The Right and Wrong Company

Whether it’s just you and a buddy, you and a girl, or a group of people, hanging out at the strip club with people you consider friends is the best way to do it. We all love our friends but let’s be real, the strip club isn’t for everyone and choosing who you hang out with at the strip club will make the difference of whether you have a great time or a horrible time.

WRONG TYPE OF COMPANY

Some good examples of the type of company not to bring with you to the strip clubs are:

·       
  *Mean or violent drunks

·         *Jealous couples

·         *Disrespectful or rude people

·         *Cheap people or people who never have money

·         *People with bad tempers

·         *Dirty or unclean people

·         *Sloppy people

·         *People you can’t trust

Attending the strip club with the type of people mentioned above will guarantee that you will NOT have a good time at the strip club. You will either end up getting ignored and avoided by dancers all night or you might end up getting kicked out and possibly even catch a beating from the bouncers a stripper or a customer. CHOOSE THE COMPANY YOU KEEP WISELY. NOTE: Everything I speak about on this blog is from personal life experiences that I have lived first hand. I’ve had my share of horrible nights and share my experiences with you in hopes that I can spare you having a horrible night at the strip club.

RIGHT TYPE OF COMPANY

Keeping the right kind of company is actually a lot easier and a lot more fun. The right company to keep at the strip club is simple; Basically the opposite of everyone mentioned above. Pretty easy, huh? Layed back, cool people, WITH JOBS, that know how to hold their liquor and have a fun are primarily the qualities you should be shooting for. I’ve also found that bringing a hot date or a group of fun girls that know how to party to the strip club is a magnet for strippers. I am proud to say that I currently have the best team ever, made up of some of the coolest guys and girls I’ve ever met that no matter where we go, we always get the party started and are never afraid of spending money. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE >;)

Once again I thank you for following my blog and hope that you find the information I provide you with useful. I look forward to your feedback and suggestions. As to my “HOME TEAM” as I like to call you, this entry is dedicated to all of you. Let’s keep doing it big and let the good times roll >;)     

Money Management in the Strip Club

In the strip club like everywhere else in the world “Money is the universal language” so if you plan to attend the strip club make sure you have your money right. Some of the things you will spend money on at a strip club besides the tips you will give the strippers are:

*The parking or valet fee usually ranging from $5-$10.

*The cover charge ranges between $5-$10.

*Drinks, which usually range from $5-$15 per drink depending on the drink.

*Bottle specials usually start at $150.00 and can go all the way up to $900.00 per bottle depending on the club and the kind alcohol of your choice.

*Table dances range from $10-$20

*Lap dances range from $20-$30

Tipping on the other hand does not have a standard rate. You can tip as much as you want or as little as you want. I, personally like to tip well and recommend you do the same. $3-$5.00 I think is a fare tip for a dancer that just got done dancing on stage. Whether you saw her dance or not or whether you find her attractive or not always tip the dancers. As I’ve mentioned before “this is just a job, and though they might enjoy it, it’s a job like any other” so, “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. If you’re sitting on stage watching the show, you should tip between $10-$20 in ones.  Once again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. These beautiful ladies are willing to bare it all and if you’re not willing to pay to see it, stay home and watch porn.

If you really like what you see on stage you can MAKE-IT-RAIN. Making it rain is when you grab large amounts of cash and throw it in the air creating the illusion that it is raining money. Making it rain isn’t for everyone, but if you’re up for it grab ATLEAST $20.00 in all ones and make it rain on your favorite stripper or strippers (FYI, Making it rain is a stripper magnet) There’s no limit of the amount of money you could throw. Athletes and rappers  have been known to make it rain thousands at a time. It’s up to you and your budget on how much you will make it rain.

Besides the strippers also remember to tip the door girl, bartenders, waitresses, and bathroom attendants. Again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE” On a regular basis I see guys walk in and out of the bathroom multiple times through the night WITHOUT washing their hands just so that they don’t have to tip the bathroom guy $1. DON’T BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS, TIP EVERYONE!

In conclusion if you’re planning to attend the strip club, make sure you have your money right. If your money isn’t right, don’t even waste your time because you will not have a good time and you’ll look like a cheap bastard. I personally like to take between $120-$200.00 to insure a good time, as always remember to have fun, drink and spend in moderation. –The Coach