Fighting at Clubs

Since fighting at strip clubs and night clubs seems to be the new “COOL” thing to do, I figured I’d write about it in hopes of getting through to the cool guys and girls that think they’re the incredible hulk, and get disrespectful after a few drinks. I don’t know about you guys but when I go out to a club or strip club I like to have a few drinks and have fun and I hope you do too BUT there are some frustrated individuals out there who just can’t seem to help but being drunk assholes and fucking up everyone else’s good time. It’s sad that there are grown men and women still walking around with a chip on their shoulders looking to start trouble meanwhile everyone else just wants to have a good time. To these people I say, please do us all a favor and stay home. Save yourself the beating you might receive from the person you messed with or from the club bouncers, save yourself the medical bills, save yourself the bail money you may need to get out of jail, and most importantly save people like myself our good time. If you like the girl someone else’s with, the money they’re spending and the fun they’re having, don’t hate them hate yourself for not doing what you’re supposed to be doing. God does not like ugly and jealousy and violent is the ugliest thing you can be. 

The more stupid fights I’ve commonly seen have started over someone bumping into another person, someone looking at another person the wrong way, someone stepping on another person’s shoes, or simply even spilling someone else’s drink. All ignorant shit if you ask me. I think people need to learn how to let the little things go and develop a sense of humor.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not Gandhi nor am I pacifist, there are times when self-defense is and will be the only option. There are certain levels of disrespect that just can’t be forgiven or walked away from and I too have gotten involved in physical altercations at clubs and strip clubs. However, if you take a second to actually think about the reason why the problem started you’ll realize it’s nothing major and it can just be walked away from so JUST DO IT! Most of these “tough” guys wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight if they were alone so even if you know you can kick this guys ass there’s a 90% chance that him and his buddies will gang up on you or do some pussy shit like throw a bottle and run away or even pull a gun out on you.So again, even if you know you can kick the guys ass, if possible avoid trouble all together. 

I remember this one time at a bar while hanging out with my friends, a random guy walked up to me and spilled almost a whole beer on my shoes and just walked away, my friends were ready to beat the crap out of the guy because of how mad it had made them. My response to them was “you know what makes me mad?  Sharing a cell with 30guys, court cost, bail money, attorney’s fees, those things get me furious!! But a wet pair of shoes?! No sir. I love my life too much. After we leave here I’ll go and put on even a better pair of shoes, I have a hot date, I’m going to eat at a nice restaurant, and after my night is done I have a big comfy bed at home waiting for me. FUCK THAT GUY! His life probably sucks and he’s trying to make everyone as miserable as him.” 

In conclusion to this post, if it helps avoid even one fight anywhere, I feel it served its purpose. To all the angry “tough” guys and girls out there who feel the need to prove that they’re the biggest bad ass everywhere, then go make 2012 the year for change, the prisons and cemeteries are filled with bad-asses and wanna-be thugs. And even if you don’t die or go to prison you might just get what you’ve been itching for and catch an ass whooping from the person you least expected it from. To the cool people like myself keep doing what you’re doing cause you’re doing it well and don’t waste your time fighting lame ass guys when you could be wrestling with the ladies ;)I hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Till next time” Have fun, be safe, Ohhh yeah and one more thing make sure you come out and party with me for the Playmates 3 Year Anniversary Party going down Thursday, April 26^th. Gifts, food, and plenty of other surprises...Don't miss it!!