Money Management in the Strip Club

In the strip club like everywhere else in the world “Money is the universal language” so if you plan to attend the strip club make sure you have your money right. Some of the things you will spend money on at a strip club besides the tips you will give the strippers are:

*The parking or valet fee usually ranging from $5-$10.

*The cover charge ranges between $5-$10.

*Drinks, which usually range from $5-$15 per drink depending on the drink.

*Bottle specials usually start at $150.00 and can go all the way up to $900.00 per bottle depending on the club and the kind alcohol of your choice.

*Table dances range from $10-$20

*Lap dances range from $20-$30

Tipping on the other hand does not have a standard rate. You can tip as much as you want or as little as you want. I, personally like to tip well and recommend you do the same. $3-$5.00 I think is a fare tip for a dancer that just got done dancing on stage. Whether you saw her dance or not or whether you find her attractive or not always tip the dancers. As I’ve mentioned before “this is just a job, and though they might enjoy it, it’s a job like any other” so, “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. If you’re sitting on stage watching the show, you should tip between $10-$20 in ones.  Once again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. These beautiful ladies are willing to bare it all and if you’re not willing to pay to see it, stay home and watch porn.

If you really like what you see on stage you can MAKE-IT-RAIN. Making it rain is when you grab large amounts of cash and throw it in the air creating the illusion that it is raining money. Making it rain isn’t for everyone, but if you’re up for it grab ATLEAST $20.00 in all ones and make it rain on your favorite stripper or strippers (FYI, Making it rain is a stripper magnet) There’s no limit of the amount of money you could throw. Athletes and rappers  have been known to make it rain thousands at a time. It’s up to you and your budget on how much you will make it rain.

Besides the strippers also remember to tip the door girl, bartenders, waitresses, and bathroom attendants. Again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE” On a regular basis I see guys walk in and out of the bathroom multiple times through the night WITHOUT washing their hands just so that they don’t have to tip the bathroom guy $1. DON’T BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS, TIP EVERYONE!

In conclusion if you’re planning to attend the strip club, make sure you have your money right. If your money isn’t right, don’t even waste your time because you will not have a good time and you’ll look like a cheap bastard. I personally like to take between $120-$200.00 to insure a good time, as always remember to have fun, drink and spend in moderation. –The Coach