PT’s Showclub Strip Club Review

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting PT’s showclub located at 7565 W. 20th Avenue Hialeah FL. I've  got to admit I was a little skeptical about this club but after visiting last weekend I’m glad I did and I wished I had done it sooner. This club is a perfect example of what can be accomplished when  the right kind of management is on board. I encourage you to come out and experience it for yourself, YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 

Just a few of the things I enjoyed about this club were: the friendly staff,  the spacious interior, the great music and last but not least, the incredible line up of Strippers.

The Staff

From the staff to the strippers the customer service at this place is top notch. I attended PT’s on Memorial Day weekend and despite being near capacity and them not knowing I was there to review the club, there was always a waitress available and a stripper nearby to make me feel right at home.  INCREDIBLE customer service, round of applause for the staff, keep up the great work. 

The Music

As if the great customer service wasn’t enough, every Saturday they have POWER 96’s own DJ Epps on the 1’s AND 2’s spinning some of the hottest tracks all night long. (FYI, DJ EPPs is one Miami’s Finest DJ’s, so if you didn’t know now you know) And if you’re lucky you just might catch a live performance /appearance from some of today’s hottest artist in the music and adult entertainment industry. Rumor has it that this is the new party spot for rappers, porn stars, and party animals alike. Not a bad combination, huh?     

The Strippers

Last but not least, the thing I enjoyed the most about PT’s was the incredible line up of strippers they had. PT’s offers over 50 of the hottest and most diverse exotic dancers from all over the world. So no matter what your taste is, they have you covered. My hat goes off to PT’s for providing some of the best curves in the industry . I’d like to call this place the “Latin KOD”. These ladies are fine and friendly so don’t hesitate to pass by PT’s at your earliest convenience and experience this for yourself first hand.

In conclusion, I give PT’s my highest rating,10 stars all around.  I think this strip club is everything it should be and more. From what I hear from the staff and the customers, the clubs new found success has a lot to do with the new owner Big Mo who came on board about two and half years ago and has completely changed the direction and the image of Pt’s. I want to congratulate Big Mo on a job well done. You have over exceeded my expectations. Stay hungry and keep up the good work, I know a winner when I see one.

For more information on PT’s Showclub check out their website at http://www.PTsShowclub.com, follow them on twitter @PTsShowclubFL and Face Book @PTsShowclubMiami to stay up-to-date with all their current specials and events. FYI, Twitter and FB followers almost always get in free before midnight if you show at the door that you’re a twitter or FB follower. Some of their upcoming events include: 
ThePuerto Rican Day Celebration June 9 and 10
Father's Day Topless Carwash June 16 and 17
Customer appreciation party June 25^th
Bang Bros own Abella Anderson and Diamond Kitty appearing LIVE on July 21^st.

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Fighting at Clubs

Since fighting at strip clubs and night clubs seems to be the new “COOL” thing to do, I figured I’d write about it in hopes of getting through to the cool guys and girls that think they’re the incredible hulk, and get disrespectful after a few drinks. I don’t know about you guys but when I go out to a club or strip club I like to have a few drinks and have fun and I hope you do too BUT there are some frustrated individuals out there who just can’t seem to help but being drunk assholes and fucking up everyone else’s good time. It’s sad that there are grown men and women still walking around with a chip on their shoulders looking to start trouble meanwhile everyone else just wants to have a good time. To these people I say, please do us all a favor and stay home. Save yourself the beating you might receive from the person you messed with or from the club bouncers, save yourself the medical bills, save yourself the bail money you may need to get out of jail, and most importantly save people like myself our good time. If you like the girl someone else’s with, the money they’re spending and the fun they’re having, don’t hate them hate yourself for not doing what you’re supposed to be doing. God does not like ugly and jealousy and violent is the ugliest thing you can be. 

The more stupid fights I’ve commonly seen have started over someone bumping into another person, someone looking at another person the wrong way, someone stepping on another person’s shoes, or simply even spilling someone else’s drink. All ignorant shit if you ask me. I think people need to learn how to let the little things go and develop a sense of humor.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not Gandhi nor am I pacifist, there are times when self-defense is and will be the only option. There are certain levels of disrespect that just can’t be forgiven or walked away from and I too have gotten involved in physical altercations at clubs and strip clubs. However, if you take a second to actually think about the reason why the problem started you’ll realize it’s nothing major and it can just be walked away from so JUST DO IT! Most of these “tough” guys wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight if they were alone so even if you know you can kick this guys ass there’s a 90% chance that him and his buddies will gang up on you or do some pussy shit like throw a bottle and run away or even pull a gun out on you.So again, even if you know you can kick the guys ass, if possible avoid trouble all together. 

I remember this one time at a bar while hanging out with my friends, a random guy walked up to me and spilled almost a whole beer on my shoes and just walked away, my friends were ready to beat the crap out of the guy because of how mad it had made them. My response to them was “you know what makes me mad?  Sharing a cell with 30guys, court cost, bail money, attorney’s fees, those things get me furious!! But a wet pair of shoes?! No sir. I love my life too much. After we leave here I’ll go and put on even a better pair of shoes, I have a hot date, I’m going to eat at a nice restaurant, and after my night is done I have a big comfy bed at home waiting for me. FUCK THAT GUY! His life probably sucks and he’s trying to make everyone as miserable as him.” 

In conclusion to this post, if it helps avoid even one fight anywhere, I feel it served its purpose. To all the angry “tough” guys and girls out there who feel the need to prove that they’re the biggest bad ass everywhere, then go make 2012 the year for change, the prisons and cemeteries are filled with bad-asses and wanna-be thugs. And even if you don’t die or go to prison you might just get what you’ve been itching for and catch an ass whooping from the person you least expected it from. To the cool people like myself keep doing what you’re doing cause you’re doing it well and don’t waste your time fighting lame ass guys when you could be wrestling with the ladies ;)I hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Till next time” Have fun, be safe, Ohhh yeah and one more thing make sure you come out and party with me for the Playmates 3 Year Anniversary Party going down Thursday, April 26^th. Gifts, food, and plenty of other surprises...Don't miss it!!

Pink Pony Strip Club Review - Doral, FL

After a few not so good reviews I am proud to say my latest review was a breath of fresh air. Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Pink Pony and I must say the word “pleasure” is an understatement. Pink Pony is located at 7971 NW 33rd St, Doral, FL 33122 in what’s known as the Doral Business district. A good friend of mine works in the area and has been telling me about this place for a while now. I should have listened to him sooner!

Here are some of the things I liked most about this club:

• Great Parking
• $3 Entrance in the Day Time, $5 at Night
• Reasonable Drink Prices
• Spacious Interior
• Friendly Staff
• The French Fries..Yup, the French Fries
• And Last but not Least...The Strippers. 

No exaggeration guys, this club has some of the sexiest, curviest, Latin women that I’ve ever seen gathered in one place at the same time. My hat goes off to Pink Pony for providing some of the best curves in an industry where most strippers nowadays look like they haven’t eaten in weeks. (And just for the record when I say CURVY I don’t mean FAT, I mean big tits and ass.) Aside from being gorgeous, all the girls are very friendly and don’t hound you for dollars. I have visited both the day shift and night shift and the results have been the same; gorgeous, friendly women and great service. (FYI, they have a great 2-4-1 special on beer in the day time and free lunch with the purchase of 2 rounds.)

Overall I think this club is great and I can definitely see this club being one of my new favorites. Unfortunately most people that I’ve asked about this club have never heard of it or have never visited it. The only thing I think this club is missing is a little more exposure and recognition. I give this club 8 out of 10 stars and hope that they keep up the good work. As always keep checking in with me every week for the latest strip club reviews and tips. Till next time, be safe and live life to the fullest.

Stir Crazy Strip Club Review – Pinecrest, FL.

Last week I had the chance to visit Stir Crazy located at 12425 S. Dixie Hwy, Miami, FL 33156. I was really excited about reviewing this club because it is one of the few strip clubs I still had not visited in Miami and it also happened to be St. Patrick’s Day so I was sure it was going to be a goodnight. Unfortunately, I did not have the luck of the Irish on my side that night because my visit to Stir Crazy was not a pleasant one.

The first thing I noticed when I got there was the fact that the parking lot was extremely small and they had no valet service. I don’t want to sound like a little bitch, but now a days just about every respectable strip club or night club offers valet service. No biggie, valet service is not a deal breaker. Once I got inside (once again not trying to sound like a little bitch) the place was small and didn’t seem all too clean and neither did the strippers. I looked around for the hottest dancer and after giving up I asked the drunk guy that was sitting next to me at the bar, who the hottest dancer was. He pointed at a girl that I would consider average at best. Most of the girls here reminded me of the girls you could find at Porky’s or Pink Pussy Cat. If you are familiar with these clubs you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about. Needless to say, I saw everything I had to see in 45 minutes and then, I was out the door.

I wish I had better things to say but unfortunately I don’t. I give this club a 2 out of 10 stars and hope that this club does a 360 ASAP for the good of the club and it’s loyal customers. Make sure you stay tuned in every week for the latest strip club reviews. If you want me to review your club, or have suggestions for my next strip clubs review, just leave me a comment. Remember to "Never cry over spilled milk. It could've been whiskey."

WONDERLAND Strip Club Review – Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Wonderland strip club located in 7770 Biscayne Boulevard Miami, FL 33138. Over all I think the owners did a great job on the overall look of the club, state of the art lights and sound, plasma TV’s, four stages, multiple VIP areas and skybox suites. I mean the setting at this place is incredible, kind of thing you have to see for yourself. It has an upscale lounge feel rather than your traditional strip club.

There weren't a lot of girls the night I went but the ones that were there were very attractive, classy, and nice. I like that they didn’t hound me for tips or a dance which was great, definitely a nice change from the typical hustling strippers at your usual strip clubs. With this being said, make sure you have your money right because this club is a little more expensive than other traditional clubs.

The $5 valet was standard but the $20 dollar entrance I found a little too pricey. On the other hand, I get that they’re trying to cater to higher end clientele so the more than usual entrance fee is understandable. The drinks were a little pricier than average but well worth the money. Overall I think this club has a lot of potential minus a few minor details.

Despite how great the actual club looks, unfortunately it’s located in what’s known as NOT THE BEST SIDE OF TOWN (if you know what I mean). It’s the Upper East Side or Miami Shores neighborhood of Miami. The good news is, it is one of those neighborhoods still in transition trying to appeal to an artsy, classier crowd. I definitely encourage you pay the $5 and valet rather than take your chances and looking for free parking around the corner.

This is one of those clubs that I’ve described in my previous articles as a “Diamond in the rough” aka a high end strip club located in what’s known as “not the best side of town”. Aside from that, the night I went, the club was pretty empty; there was only a small upscale crowd and no more than a handful of strippers. I also noticed that there was large downstairs stage area but only the upstairs section was open which consisted of crowded tables around a couple of small stages. I also noticed that the majority of the music they play is strictly techno/drum and bass kind of music which is ok for me but I think a little variety is always nice and it would attract a wider range of clientele.

Like I said, I think this club has a few minor details that could use some work but I think the good qualities outweigh the bad. Overall, I think the club has a lot potential and I would definitely like to visit this club again in a couple of months and hope that the next time I do, there isn’t a seat in the house available.

Either way I encourage you to come out and check it out for yourselves. I give this club a rating of 6 out of 10 stars and hope that the next time I am there I can give it a 10 star rating. For more information be sure to check out their website at http://www.wonderlandmiami.com/ and make sure you stay tuned in every week for the latest strip club reviews. Have a safe weekend and Let's hope God grades on a curve or we’re all screwed >;)

Strip Clubs in the Day Time: Best Day Time Shifts and Happy Hours in S. Florida

A common misconception is that strip clubs in the daytime provide the worse of the worse when it comes to strippers and in most cases I would agree with you, but there is a chosen few that I have come across that even in the daytime offer a good line up of hot dancers, good food and good music. These places are great for business lunches or if you just have a couple of hours to blow during the day. Check them out for your selves and let me know what you think:




 

• Tootsies Cabaret (Miami Gardens, FL)
• Playmates Club (Coral Gables, FL)
• Club Cheetahs (Hallandale, FL)
• Booby Trap (Doral, FL)
• PT’s (Hialeah Gardens, FL)
• Scarlett’s (Hallandale, FL)
• Gold Rush (Miami, FL)
• Pink Pony (Doral, FL)
• BT's Gentleman's Club (South Miami, FL)
• Diamond Dolls (Pompano Beach, FL)

The 10 clubs I mentioned above are my top choices for daytime tipping or for happy hour in S. Florida. To all the strip clubs that didn’t make the cut, don’t take this as a diss but more like motivation to work harder to make your day time shift better. As for my readers, keep visiting my blog every week as I will be posting individual reviews of the night shift for all the clubs mentioned above. Till next time, in the words of my by boy DJ MIKE: “Don’t drink and drive because you might spill your drink”