Money Management in the Strip Club

In the strip club like everywhere else in the world “Money is the universal language” so if you plan to attend the strip club make sure you have your money right. Some of the things you will spend money on at a strip club besides the tips you will give the strippers are:

*The parking or valet fee usually ranging from $5-$10.

*The cover charge ranges between $5-$10.

*Drinks, which usually range from $5-$15 per drink depending on the drink.

*Bottle specials usually start at $150.00 and can go all the way up to $900.00 per bottle depending on the club and the kind alcohol of your choice.

*Table dances range from $10-$20

*Lap dances range from $20-$30

Tipping on the other hand does not have a standard rate. You can tip as much as you want or as little as you want. I, personally like to tip well and recommend you do the same. $3-$5.00 I think is a fare tip for a dancer that just got done dancing on stage. Whether you saw her dance or not or whether you find her attractive or not always tip the dancers. As I’ve mentioned before “this is just a job, and though they might enjoy it, it’s a job like any other” so, “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. If you’re sitting on stage watching the show, you should tip between $10-$20 in ones.  Once again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE”. These beautiful ladies are willing to bare it all and if you’re not willing to pay to see it, stay home and watch porn.

If you really like what you see on stage you can MAKE-IT-RAIN. Making it rain is when you grab large amounts of cash and throw it in the air creating the illusion that it is raining money. Making it rain isn’t for everyone, but if you’re up for it grab ATLEAST $20.00 in all ones and make it rain on your favorite stripper or strippers (FYI, Making it rain is a stripper magnet) There’s no limit of the amount of money you could throw. Athletes and rappers  have been known to make it rain thousands at a time. It’s up to you and your budget on how much you will make it rain.

Besides the strippers also remember to tip the door girl, bartenders, waitresses, and bathroom attendants. Again “DON’T BE A CHEAP SKATE” On a regular basis I see guys walk in and out of the bathroom multiple times through the night WITHOUT washing their hands just so that they don’t have to tip the bathroom guy $1. DON’T BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS, TIP EVERYONE!

In conclusion if you’re planning to attend the strip club, make sure you have your money right. If your money isn’t right, don’t even waste your time because you will not have a good time and you’ll look like a cheap bastard. I personally like to take between $120-$200.00 to insure a good time, as always remember to have fun, drink and spend in moderation. –The Coach  

Anatomy of a Stripper

“Stripper: A performer who provides erotic entertainment for a certain price by undressing while dancing to music.”

Whether you choose to call them strippers, dancers, strip teasers or exotic dancers it doesn’t matter, the most important thing to keep in mind is that these are women we’re talking about. Living, breathing sensitive human beings that despite that they take their clothes off for money every night, they deserve your respect. In fact, most strippers believe it or not are more sensitive than regular women, so don’t be an ass, be friendly and don’t treat them like an object or a piece of meat. Got it?! Ok, let’s keep moving forward. In my life time I’ve met more strippers than I can remember, different ages, different backgrounds, different ethnicity, different upbringing, different class levels, etc. All of these women are unique in their own way but share common characteristics and interests. 

Despite the rumors not all strippers are dumb, drug addicted nymphos that sleep around for money. I’ve met very well educated strippers that don’t drink or even smoke cigarettes and I’ve met strippers that are dumb, drug addicted nymphos that sleep around for money. The point I’m trying to get across is to not put all strippers into the same category. Some of the smarter one’s even have an income of over $400,000.00 a year. How do you like that? 

Keep in mind that this is just a job, and though they might enjoy it, it’s a job like any other. A misconception that men sometimes have is that for a $1 they can do whatever they want to the strippers, WRONG! Their main objective is money but that doesn’t mean that you get the whole package for a $1. Tip out of courtesy, Tip even if she isn’t all that good looking, tip even if you didn’t see her dance,  but don’t let your money be the only thing that does the talking for you. 

Strippers are women and women appreciate a clean, well-kept man, with a good personality, not just your money. So despite the fact that they’re working and despite the fact that their main objective is money, don’t short change yourself by putting all your focus on your money. Get to know them, learn their names, make them laugh, and BEFORE your next strip club visit get a haircut, brush your teeth, put on a decent set of clothes and shoes and spray on a little cologne(FYI; a good smooth, sweet, cologne will have strippers crawling all over you) A little effort can go a long way. I’m not talking out of my ass here guys, by simply doing the following I’ve had success in any strip club I’ve ever walked into, NO BULLSHIT. You’ve got the tools for the jobs, now go out there and make it happen- The coach

Interview with Amber from Playmates Club, Miami, FL.

Last week I had the pleasure of sitting down with the beautiful and talented “Amber” aka The Jewel of Playmates. Below is our interview, I hope you guys enjoy  it as much as I did but I highly doubt it because nothing compares to seeing Amber in person. >;)

The Coach: So Amber, How did you get into exotic dancing?

Amber: Fresh out of high school I said "Sorry NO McDONALD'S for me I rather get naked"(Giggles)

The Coach: NICE! LOL! How long have you been an exotic dancer?

Amber:On and off for about 6years now

The Coach: Glad you’re still dancing, quitting is for losers, lol. What’s it like working at Playmates?

Amber: Honestly it feels like a family, and everyone who works here is like family. I Love it here, I wouldn't go anywhere else.

The Coach: Favorite songs to dance to on stage?

Amber: Back in Black from Ac/Dc and Closer from 9in. Nails

The Coach: How was your first exotic dancing experience?

Amber: OMG! I was 18 and I couldn't drink...It turned me on.(Giggles)

The Coach: WOW!! I have all kinds of mental pictures in my head after that answer, lol! What is the best part of being an exotic dancer?

Amber: It's a Huge ego boost.. I feel like a therapists to the men. God knows I've prevented a few Divorces!

The Coach: Amber, married men everywhere thank you for being you, lol. What are your turn ons?
Amber: My turn ons are clean, sexy, well kept men that smell good.

The Coach: Hope you guys are taking pointers, What are your turn offs?
Amber: My turn offs are Bad breathe and a Bad Attitude!

The Coach: Does your boyfriend get jealous?

Amber: No...I'm currently looking for one.(Big Smile)

The Coach: Great answer! Any tips to offer customers who want your attention?

Amber: You must be friendly and not afraid of Tequila.(Smiles)

The Coach: We’ll Amber, this interview has been a total pleasure I hope you’ve enjoyed it as much as me.

Amber:  The pleasure is all mine, hope to see a lot of you guys at Playmates and keep supporting The Coach @ Strip Club Etiquette 101.

 

Guys, make sure to check out this 25 y.o. Cuban hottie in person ASAP, you will not regret it. Til next time,

 Your friend,
The Coach >;)

Different Class Levels of Strip Clubs

In my 11 years of attending strip clubs I’ve seen the good the bad and the ugly of strip clubs. I’ve  been to some of the most high end,  fancy shmancy strip clubs all the way down to the bottom of the barrel strip clubs. Believe me when I tell you “I HAVE SEEN IT ALL”. There are thousands of strip clubs out there but they all fall in to one of the three following categories:  Low end, Mid-grade or High Class. Below is a brief explanation of how to identify which grade the strip club you are planning to attend falls into or what grade the strip club you are currently attending falls into.  I must warn you, the results may shock you!!

  

LOW END STRIP CLUBS

Let’s start at the bottom. There are times where you might mistake a GOOD midgrade strip clubs from a high end strip club but you’ll never mistake a low end strip club for anything else than a low end strip club. Let’s start from the inside out, the first thing too look out for is the location. Most low end strip clubs aren’t in the best part of town, but from time to time even I’ve been surprised with strip clubs that I like to describe as “DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH”  which is either a midgrade or high end strip club located in what’s known as the not best side of town.  This is not common so don’t expect to find that quite often. Moving on to the next thing to keep in mind when trying to identify if a strip club is low end, is the actual building. If the building looks old and rundown, the paint is discolored, most of the neon signs outside don’t work, the parking lot has a strong smell of urine and vomit and they don’t offer valet service. My friends, without even walking through the door I can tell you that, that is a LOW-END STRIP CLUB. “Not convinced yet? “ Ok, let’s walk inside. Low end strip clubs are usually really dark. “But aren’t all strip clubs dark?” You ask. Yes, but keep in mind that the darker the strip club the more they are trying to hide. But what would they have to hide” you ask. Well, believe it or not most strippers that work at low –end strip clubs are pretty low-end looking. They usually are either extremely skinny, too heavy or too old, they usually have a large volume of visible spider veins and cellulites, cesarean scars, bullet wounds, bad unfinished tattoos, midgets and I’ve even came across a stripper once who had had a sex change operation to become a woman. Yikes! Scary scary, stuff my friends.  To make matters worst   most strippers that work at a low-end strip club are the most likely to offer you sexual favors for a certain price. As I mentioned before “any kind of sex at a strip club with a stripper that provides sexual favors for money might not be the best thing for your health.” Aside from the dancers and the actual building conditions, look at the crowd. If the crowd consists of guys that look like they’re interested in hurting you or flashy pimps you’re in a low end strip club. As for an example of a low-end strip club in Miami, I rather keep my silence rather than getting my ass kicked for bad talking any of them, lol.

                                                                     

MID-GRADE STRIP CLUBS

Mid-grade strip clubs are by far my favorite. They’re clean, and have a large variety of strippers ( about 50 at a time to be exact) to choose from. Mid-grade strip clubs are usually the perfect size (not too BIG or too SMALL; JUST RIGHT!) and offer a more personalized experience between a customer and a dancer. Midgrade strip clubs are usually pretty laid back and offer a fun relaxed atmosphere filled with friendly strippers.  Midgrade strip clubs may vary in the sense that some might lean more towards the high end level of strip clubs and some might lean more to the lower end level of strip clubs. As I mentioned before a GOOD midgrade strip clubs may easily be mistaken for a high-end strip club. Never lower your standards , Always aim towards classier ones. Better that it be too classy rather than trashy. If you’re looking for a fun time with some friends a midgrade strip club is definitely the place. A good example of a GOOD mid-grade strip club in Miami would be Booby Trap in Doral or BT's Gentlemen's Club in Sunset.

HIGH END STRIP CLUB   

High-end strip clubs aka the strip club of all strip clubs are known as the giants of strip clubs. These strip clubs are usually well known and are the sizes of warehouses. The caliber of strippers at these strip clubs are usually top notch and look like models and Porn stars. If you are planning to attend one of these clubs make sure you have your money right, because nothing in a High-end strip club is cheap. $50.00 DOLLARS WILL NOT DO and in some cases even $100.00 will not due. While attending one of these clubs be on your best  behavior, as these clubs seem to be a lot stricter. An example of a GOOD High-end strip club would be PlaymatesClub in Coral Gables or Tootsies in Miami Gardens.